95% of you are not just bad, but terrible pilots.
Lots of people want a helicopter, but most of you will crash it in less than 30 minutes. If it does survive that long, most people seem to hide them in the same old spots.
Some people are even brave enough to try and fly the airplane. Hardly anyone can get it out of the hangar. If they do, then taking off is the next problem, right up there with landing.
You know you can practice in Arma II, right?